If you were to look at the following drawing, you might think it to be the doodles of a 4 or 5-year-old child. I mean, what the heck is it? Is it a crazy alligator crawling on a globe? Is it a bat carrying a piece of fruit? No and no, it’s clearly a dragon perched atop a magical ball and quite clearly the sad artistic maximum of this 31-year-old man.

A dragon, ferociously perched on top of a magical ball of epic power.
As an artist, I have clearly failed. But where artistry has failed, geekery has prevailed. Even with my lack of artistic ability, I am able to take the previous sketch and turn it into the below image:
